Funny Pict!+Funny Story

agh pictnya ga ada yg *funny* neh..
mwaahahahah..

mantap gan!

DOSAA LUUU !!!
KACAUU !!
karikaturnya bener !!

tolong jgn yang menyinggung agama ya!!!

mwahahahaha..

kalo ade mah maklumm gwa..

haha g usah ditanya dia....

ngakak abis gw!

huahuahhuhauhauhauahuhauhauhauahuahahahuahuahuahuahuahuahahuahuahuahuahuahuahu

bEGO TU posterr.. hahaha.. edann.. edannnn... eh geor lo ud oL ni.. akhirnya ada teman oL di MSN donk

de..
parah bgd lo..
tp biar bgtu gw juga ngakak abis c..

"Gue udah tau semuanya!"

Ita baru masuk SMU, masa-masa pubernya bikin dia centil dan suka ngerjain orang. Kali ini dia dapet kata-kata baru buat ngerjain orang.


Hari pertama, dia nelepon temannya : "Rin, gue udah tau semuanya !" "Hah.." Suara disana terdengar lemas."Ta, elu jangan bilang Indri kalo gue jalan sama cowoknya ya Ta. Gue ada voucher makan di HokBen, elu jangan bilang-bilang yah. Sori gue cuma bisa ngasih
itu doang." "Okelah, gue sih terima aja, lu kan temen gue." Begitu telepon ditutup, Ita langsung teriak girang. "Wah oke juga nih, gue
dapet voucher HokBen !! Coba gue praktekin lagi."


Kali ini Ita masuk kamar kakaknya dan langsung bicara pelan didekat Kuping kakaknya yang lagi tiduran. "Wa, gue udah tau semuanya. Ternyata gitu ya Wa." Dewa langsung bangun, mengambil sebuah kunci dan berbisik pada Ita. "Ta, lu boleh pake mobil sebulan penuh plus gue kasih bensinnya. Tapi jangan bilang Papi kalo gue nge-gele yah !!!" "BeEres. "



Ita benar-benar girang, kali ini dia mencegat Papinya yang baru pulang kerja. "Pah,." Ita mengejar Papinya yang cuek bebek "Pah, Ita mau ngomong." " Ada apa sih Ta ?!! Papa capek nih." "Ita udah tau semuanya Pah..." Mendadak Papanya celingukan, mengeluarkan HP dan menelepon seseorang "Ta, Credit Card kamu udah Papa aktifkan lagi. Tapi !!! Jangan pernah bilang Mama soal si Ijah." Ita girang campur sebel. Ternyata Papanya menduakan Mama cuma demi pembantunya si Ijah. Ita langsung berlari tanpa sepatah katapun.


Diluar, Ita bertemu Pak Udi, sopirnya yang sudah belasan tahun bekerja dirumahnya. Ita mulai usil lagi. Dia kesal juga, pasti dia tau soal si Ijah, tapi bungkam selama ini, gue kerjain juga nih, pikirnya. "Pak !!!" Ita benar-b enar membuat kaget sopirnya "Saya sudah tau semuanya." Pak Udi terbengong, dan perlahan meneteskan airmata. Ita malah bingung. "Ita !!! Peluklah Bapakmu ini Sayang. Akhirnya kau tahu juga Nak !"

perasaan banyak versi deh....
tai ttp aj konyol

COPAS lo.....

Tadi pagi (09 Juli 2008, jam 06:40 pagi) sewaktu melintas pintu tol Taman Mini ke arah tol dalam kota (Jakarta) ada bapak2 naek ke atas tembok dan lagak nya seperti sedang menelepon menggunakan HP.

Kirain gak dapet sinyal sampe naek ke atas tembok, setelah agak mendekat, ternyata dia di hukum polisi karena melintas sembarangan di jalan tol (polisi nya bawa senapan pula!)

Naek ke atas tembok, dua tangan pegang kuping…hueheheheeuheuhe….. (iseng2 gw foto tuh bapak…sorry yah Pak, tidak ada dendam diantara kita, untuk pelajaran kita juga kok)

Hanya mengingatkan untuk …….D.I.S.I.P.L.I.N. (termasuk gw)………… =p

tembak aja pak...

fakta antara gw dan henry.
lihat aje..prestasi gw bkln kejar henry kok!
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The Stupid Manure Fans
A Arsenal and MU fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the MU fan says, "So you're a Gooners, that's interesting. I'm a MU fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Gooners replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Gooners went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"
He hands the bottle to the MU fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Gooners takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the MU fan. The MU fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Gooners replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"

Reasons why I never visit my rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Fr eezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst...

tret keren mo naik!!

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christ05 wrote:gw bingung masukin gambarna haha

toolbar atas...
sebelah gambar kek disket..

walah masih bingung de.... abis kluar kek kotak bwt tulis2 ntu kt masukin ape -.-

masukin link gambar lo..

mainan homo..wakakak!

ngapain tuh ngintip2, hehehe